I think taylor swift should walk in while kim kardashian is in labor and say “hey kanye i know you’re having a baby and all, but i just wanted to say that beyonce had the best baby of all time
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I think taylor swift should walk in while kim kardashian is in labor and say “hey kanye i know you’re having a baby and all, but i just wanted to say that beyonce had the best baby of all time
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IT IS NOT “I COULD CARE LESS” IT’S “I COULD NOT CARE LESS” BECAUSE IF YOU HAVE THE CAPACITY TO CARE LESS THEN YOU OBVIOUSLY CARE SOMEWHAT SO IF YOU SAY THAT YOU COULD NOT CARE LESS IT MEANS YOU ALREADY CARE THE LEAST AMOUNT POSSIBLE. GET IT FUCKIN’ RIGHT URGH.
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okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too
but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time
and then another person fell
and another
and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting
and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy
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